Hack Report

Mumbai. A few minutes before midnight on a hot summer night in March, a lonely and frustrated soul finally cracked under the strain of countless sleepless nights spent on the Internet and suffered a brain fart so severe that the repercussions could be felt all the way at the Facebook page of Kaleidoscope. It appears that the page was subjected to a change in the introduction and display picture in what experts call an attempt at defamation of the festival, after which it was deleted altogether.

The Executive Committee have graciously offered their condolences to the obviously troubled (read: sick) person responsible for this action. Although they extend their sympathy to anyone who may feel threatened or intimidated by the pure awesomeness of this festival, desperate attempts such as this one will only be met with a universal one-fingered salute (guess which finger). Simultaneously, ’Get Well Soon’ cards are being dispatched to Loser Headquarters, Hackerzgaon.

Mildly amused and greatly incensed by this event, the spectacular ladies behind the festival have taken immediate action. The Workforce is stronger than ever, further responding with “(Don’t) Hack. Ok. Please” in-keeping with the current theme. They have also issued an official response, which read “LOL kya ukhaad liya?”

It is clear that Kaleidoscope has lived up to image of a kaleidoscope, reflecting stunning and colorful patterns regardless of the light it is put under.