Mumbai.
A few minutes before midnight on a hot summer night in March, a lonely and
frustrated soul finally cracked under the strain of countless sleepless nights
spent on the Internet and suffered a brain fart so severe that the
repercussions could be felt all the way at the Facebook page of Kaleidoscope. It
appears that the page was subjected to a change in the introduction and display
picture in what experts call an attempt at defamation of the festival, after
which it was deleted altogether.
The
Executive Committee have graciously offered their condolences to the obviously
troubled (read: sick) person responsible for this action. Although they extend
their sympathy to anyone who may feel threatened or intimidated by the pure
awesomeness of this festival, desperate attempts such as this one will only be
met with a universal one-fingered salute (guess which finger). Simultaneously,
’Get Well Soon’ cards are being dispatched to Loser Headquarters, Hackerzgaon.
Mildly
amused and greatly incensed by this event, the spectacular ladies behind the
festival have taken immediate action. The Workforce is stronger than ever,
further responding with “(Don’t) Hack. Ok. Please” in-keeping with the current
theme. They have also issued an official response, which read “LOL kya ukhaad
liya?”
It is
clear that Kaleidoscope has lived up to image of a kaleidoscope, reflecting
stunning and colorful patterns regardless of the light it is put under.
