EC Rap

The EC Rap.

With Kaleidoscope less than two days away,

(September 9th to 14th, don’t forget, okay?)

There’s one set of girls I must talk about,

Whom the fest would be incomplete without.

They’re the Executive Committee, the Khal-EC,

The bosses of the workforce, you see.

They’re found in their natural habitat, the Den,

Organising, supervising, strategizing, time and again.

Say hello to Jemimah and she might just say hello,

Initially, she may appear to be silent and mellow,

But pause and think before giving her a hug,

Because she’ll just dismiss you with a shrug.

She has guts of steel- nothing gives her a scare,

Except for crows...“It’s a phobia, I SWEAR.”

Her MacBook, with Mehr’s, has a strange telepathy thing going on,

Did you know that she once sat working alone in the Den till dawn?

Moving on to Disha, now we’re talking about fabuloustresses,

She’s the lady with whom nobody messes.

She’ll make lists in your book when you’re not lookin’

As she eats chicken schezwan rice minus the chicken.

Ms. Chembur of Secrets, she’s from Gryffindor,

You could ask her for directions and she’ll show you the door.

There’s Zara, of course I’m not talking about the brand,

She’s the Student Body President, with a lot of work in her hand.

She’s a pro cricketer, and absolutely loves to eat,

Separating her from Avani (the other half) is no easyfeat.

Now let’s talk about the two SYs, the little ones,

Hanging out with them is a ton of fun.

Hafsa, our crazy cat lady, she’s all about girl power,

Don’t be fooled by the pretty earrings, she’s no dainty flower.

She’ll call you brother, irrespective of your gender,

And can talk for hours on films and politics, in all her splendour.

She’s a self-confessed control freak, pretty headstrong,

(Somebody told me she can “never be wrong”)

Mehr, in her “jhalla” clothes, is not your average Delhi girl,

She’s super cheesy, but you’ll get caught up in her enthuwhirl.

With her mad hand movements, she’s a total hoot,

(She was in PA last year; you can check her photo shoot)

One thing she’ll never ever do is turn down food,

She drops her iPhone all the time, and her jokes aren’t very good. (hahahaha LOL)

Now you know our EC, the leading ladies of K’scope,

They make sure everybody works, and that the fest is legit dope.

Armed with wit and ideas, to every problem they have a tonic,

To make sure this Kaleidoscope is truly iconic.