Wednesday 20 May 2015

8 Types of College Students in the Summer



We have traveled well into this tunnel of torture that we call summer, and it is just refusing to end. Fortunately, college students usually know what they want to do with this 2 month time period of basically no rules. Here are a few types of students you might be familiar with during the summer:

The Internshippers: These guys are the first ones to snag a nice internship to fatten up their résumé while the rest of us are just dreaming of the end of our finals. They are also the ones uploading pictures in formals and tagging their bosses.



The Try Guys: “This summer I’m gonna go bungee jumping and join a ballet dance class and learn how to bake a cake and learn a prodigy level hip-hop dance routine!” 



The Relaxers: For them, summer is all about catching up on the sleep they lost during the finals and taking a break. “It’s called summer vacation guys, I’ll be in my sweatpants watching YouTube videos if you need me.”



The F.R.I.E.N.D.S.: They are pretty much “hanging out with friends” all the time. And by hanging out, of course we mean checking Facebook in close proximity to each other. And having pizza.



The Travelers: Family vacation time! Prepare for check-ins and updates every 5 minutes as they make their way through religious places/Goa/their aunt in USA/places with scenic beauty.



The Partayy-ers: The party don’t start till summer walks in! Because who knows when you’re going to get to do that again? 



The Insomniacs: Summer? You mean owl mode right? Suddenly, you’re up all night and sleeping away the hot afternoons. And sometimes more than just the afternoons. 



The Workforce: And this category can be found hard at work on their laptops and phones, making sure that this year’s Kaleidoscope is the best you’ve ever seen. Subtle, right? 

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